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Sunday, April 27, 2008


Funny Complaint Letter of a TP student.
Pls pass it around to other poly studentz or sec sch studentz.

Real funny, THIS IS NOT A SPAM!!!


Dear Principal,

Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee

lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee, ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar.

Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit!

swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit!

I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to 'protect' ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.

All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy Kois ar!

i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!.

from a very buay song student,
T0uy@ Ak|r@

Stopped singing @ 8:39 am




Wednesday, April 23, 2008


4 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

*1* The emergency number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.

If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you,and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

**Try it out**

*2* Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote key?

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
*It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*

*3* Hidden battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next timme.

*4* How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Please spread this useful information around!:D

Stopped singing @ 9:45 am




Monday, April 21, 2008


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TEACHER : Why are you late?
STUDENT : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
STUDENT : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

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TEACHER : Why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
STUDENT : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : How do you spell 'crocodile'?
STUDENT : 'K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
STUDENT : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT : 'HIJKLMNO! '!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : John, go to the map and find North America.
JOHN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : John!!!

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TEACHER : John, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
JOHN : Me!

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TEACHER : John, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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JOHN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHN : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
STUDENT : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : John, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
JOHN : I is...
TEACHER : No, John. Always say, 'I am.'
JOHN : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER : 'Can anybody give an example of 'COINCIDENCE?'
STUDENT : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'

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TEACHER : 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
STUDENT : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'

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JOHN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
JOHN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
STUDENT : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
STUDENT : Brotherly love?

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TEACHER : Now, John, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JOHN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : John, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
JOHN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT : A teacher?

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Stopped singing @ 8:36 am




Sunday, April 20, 2008


So funny - 小学生造句

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的) 。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...!
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

9. 题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为 ......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………

18 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师: ………

20 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:……………

Stopped singing @ 8:51 am




Wednesday, April 16, 2008


it can be quite beneficial to know what is becoming of our society. Better be safe than sorry. Better to take note.

_Happening 1_
It also happened to my colleague who is staying in Clementi, no other block facing his block, quite quiet, only his wife was at home but all windows closed & padlock on the gate. Something happened, a guy used keys & was trying to open the door, my colleague's wife heard the noise & opened the door, the guy saw her & just said something like 'Oh sorry, wrong house', he was holding this big bunch of keys, obviously he was up to no good, but it didn't occur to them to report it to the police. This is to warn and alert those staying in HDB.

_Happening 2_
It happened at my place (Clementi) last Sunday morning. My sister heard some noise at our main door ( it started since5amplus). Seems like someone is trying to open our main door and main entrance. Initially, she thought that it was someone from our family but when she look through the door, it was someone else..... a dark man wearing checks shirt - nationality unknown as he's very tan. When my father opened the door and confronted him, he gave an excuse that he's looking for someone and made a mistake. He apologised and walk away.

_Happening 3_
That's not all... this morning, my sister told me that her boyfriend's flat in Ang Mo Kio also encountered the same case as above. A man trying to open their door early in the morning and ran away when the owner opens the door. *Precautions*Be WARNED... make sure your doors are always securely locked. Call the police immediately. *DON't Open the door*to confront them..(we made a mistake here ), the person might be armed! Be alert at all times especially during the bad times now. I wonder if anybody have such experience.. It seems like it is happening here and there.. 3 cases that i've known so far. Real story from someone in Singapore. Not to scare you but just for precaution... A chilling yet important tip.

Another separate happened scenario
WOMEN SHOULDN'T LET HOUSE KEYS STRAY FROM THEIR SIDE I would like to warn women, especially young women, about the danger of giving their car keys with their house keys attached to anyone. A good friend's daughter went to a well-known tire company to have a flat tire repaired while she waited.. Without thinking, she handed her key ring with all her keys on it to the serviceman and waited. What she didn't know is that most of these places also have machines that make copies of keys. One of the servicemen copied her apartment key, and two days later, entered her apartment late at night and raped her. This was a business she frequented, and they had all the information in their computer about where she lived, her phone number, etc.. The man was caught months later and the police found out that he had done this before. He is now in jail, and my friend's daughter is trying to go on with her life. I called my daughter right away and told her this story so she could learn from it, too.

Please, warn your readers to have their personal keys on another key ring or have a key ring that separates the car keys from one's personal keys.Perhaps this will save another woman from tragedy. You may never know how many tragedies you have prevented today. So gentlemen, though your chances of getting rape is slim, you may get robbed.Nevertheless do your wife or lady friends a favour, cautioned them.

Stopped singing @ 8:56 am




Tuesday, April 15, 2008


A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some >attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!" And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick... and I want to buy a miracle." "I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist. "His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?" "We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs. "The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?" "I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. "I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money." "How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago.

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to." "Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents - the exact price of a miracle for little brothers." He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place. "That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?" Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost... one dollar and eleven cents. plus the faith of a little child.

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need. A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law. I know you'll keep the ball moving! Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you! A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

MY OATH TO YOU.
When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
When you are confused, I will help you cope.
And when you are lost, And can't see the light, I shall be your beacon.
Shining ever so brightly.
This is my oath. I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

Stopped singing @ 9:33 am




Monday, April 14, 2008


1 yr old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.
2 yr old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.
3 yr old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
4 yr old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by colouring the dining room table.
5 yr old, she dressed you for holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest puddle of mud.
6 yr old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming "I'M NOT GOING!".
7 yr old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbour's window.
8 yr old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
9 yr old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
10 yr old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
11 yr old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
12 yr old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting till she left the house.
13 yr old, she suggested a haircut. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
14 yr old, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
15 yr old, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
16 yr old, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
17 yr old, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
18 yr old, she cried at your High School Graduation. You thanked her by staying up partying until dawn.
19 yr old, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so that you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
20 yr old, she asked if you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying "It's none of your business".
21 yr old, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying "I don't wanna be like you".
22 yr old, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.
23 yr old, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.
24 yr old, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling "Muuhh-ther, please!".
25 yr old, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
30 yr old, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her "Things are different now".
40 yr old, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now".
50 yr old, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your HEART.

Stopped singing @ 7:34 am




Sunday, April 13, 2008


About Singapore


This is something to understand more about Singapore:

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings ( HDB ) and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying ( PAP ).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB ). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig ( PWD ) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment ( MOE )? With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS ), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead ( PSA ), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks ( POSB ). And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always ( LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital ( MOH ), you might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral ( CPF ) fund. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart( NUH ) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH ).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway ( COE ). If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices ( ERP ) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train ( MRT ), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side ( SBS ).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually ( SENTOSA )!!!

Stopped singing @ 9:25 am




Friday, April 11, 2008


Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk

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'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Stopped singing @ 9:54 am




Wednesday, April 09, 2008


Read this. Treasure your parents. They love you.

My mom only had one eye. I hated her. She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only has one eye!'

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?' My mom did not respond. I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted to get out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.

I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my children!
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!' And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,' and she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.


'My dearest! son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.

With all my love to you,
Your mother.



Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day will be their last, or your own. Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find
closure.
And closure usually brings peace...

Stopped singing @ 8:59 am




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