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Monday, November 27, 2006


Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend: asks you to write down your number. Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff.
Friend: only knows a few things about you Best friend: could write a biography on your life story.
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: will always go with you.
Friends Forever!
Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot.. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget.. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you.

Stopped singing @ 7:54 am




Thursday, November 23, 2006


harloe! me posting sth again. haha. enjoy it anway.. =)

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever.... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears started streaming down her face. The boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...

touching right? can you imagine if somebody tell you that? if it was me, i may end up bashing the person even before he finish talking. haha. have a nice day! =D

Stopped singing @ 11:10 pm




Wednesday, November 22, 2006


heehee. i am now like blogging once again.. however, it is now night time already.. and my dad is sleeping.. hehe.. sort of still using the com"secretly". =) i shall share with you all another tip.. maybe not to start the day, but to end it.. haha..

LESSON 5 The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes.......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.

cute right? =) hope you have enjoyed it.

Stopped singing @ 7:55 am




Sunday, November 19, 2006


good morning!!! yeapps. a new cup of tip to start up all our day! heehees. enjoy please..

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true. The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, WINE. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, VODKA and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, BEER. He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHIT!!!!!!!......... MORAL OF THE STORY: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.

very fresh right? haha. =)

Stopped singing @ 5:29 pm




Thursday, November 16, 2006


next up.... is lesson number three.. yeah.. btw, wei xiao pasta is nice. xing ping guo le yuan is nice too. some taiwan dramas that i recently watch.. =)

LESSON 3 An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of kee was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?" MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER INSULT ANYONE.

Stopped singing @ 6:13 pm




Tuesday, November 14, 2006


YO! another lesson as another cup of tip to start the day. heehee. =)

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left.. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy." MORAL OF STORY: NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.

haha. how can a boss not know the stuff he bought for the company? weirdo..

Stopped singing @ 10:40 pm




Sunday, November 05, 2006


yo.. long time never post anything liao... of course, i , being not allowed to use the com would do it SNEAKILY.. haha.. sort of.. hehe.. anyway, got a new lesson to see.. read about it then.. :)

LESSON 1 A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each." So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." *Pfufffff* and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." *Pfufffff* and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm." MORAL OF THE STORY IS: ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST.

nice right? lols. haha.. post another one maybe later or another day then. byes!

Stopped singing @ 10:41 pm




That Lady

she is the one and only GLADYS.
will be 17 at 0000hrs on 31102008.
currently studying in SRJC.
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WHEN OUR TIME IS UP,
WHEN OUR LIVES ARE DONE,
WILL WE SAY WE'VE HAD OUR FUN?

WILL WE MAKE A MARK,
THIS TIME.
WILL WE ALWAYS SAY WE TRIED.

STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS,
EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT.

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x increased allowance!
x a new wallet
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x more shorts!
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