♥ Thursday, June 28, 2007 ♥
Men Are Hard To Please. The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT!
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE! & sooo hard to please!!!
If u tell this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is: TELL THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY. Tell it to the girls too for some laughter!!!
Stopped singing @ 2:44 am ♥
